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Alex Jones is doing exactly what you should be doing right now- prolifically expressing himself and making a career out of it with more merchandise than Disney.

The bulk of his stuff is pure conspiratorial hoopla. Conspiratorial hoopla sells well and benefits greatly from our viral Internet age combined with a cynical, overworked/underpaid populace, so Mr. Jones is simply feeding a hungry market for this sort of content. The themes he attempts to illuminate are worth the look, just not through his demented lens. At best folks could use his stuff as a random starting point for further exploration via rational, fact-based sources, rather than go deeper into wonderland with this cross between G. Gordon Liddy and Nostradamus.

Why pore through all the sane, boring legitimate news outlets that exist when the animated Jones lays it all out for you with intriguing, slick videos videos claiming, among other things that “Obama is continuing the process of transforming America into something that resembles Nazi Germany * ? His site’s shop peddles seemingly endless amounts of fringe material for your 16 year-old cousin to smoke pot with, including the many-times-redone factual train wreck Loose Change and T-shirts that you’d expect to see in the back pages of Soldier Of Fortune magazine (or Mad Magazine). The usual suspect conspiracy ‘greatest hits’ are all there. 9-11 was an inside job, global warming is a hoax, the government is trying to disarm the citizenry so they can conquer them, Israel, guns, on and on- all major credit cards accepted.

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His hastily thrown together The Obama Deception video continued with his well-worn theme of alarmist sensationalism, X-Files style electronic music, and ransack editing. Right in the first two minutes of the thing a flash reference is made to the Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008 (Bush and Paulson’s $700 Billion dollar bailout) that was passed by congress (including then senator Obama) and signed by Bush in October of 2008 (that’s before Obama was president folks), however the editing makes it seem like this was part of the whole Obama deception plan and just races through one insinuation after another, continuity be damned. Fact checkers would be taking notes if they weren’t so busy reading real news.

OK here is one of the Tees on sale on AJ's site. I guess it means the red communists (liberal democrats?) are going to forcibly take the people's money?

OK here is one of the Tees on sale on AJ's site. I guess it means the red communists (liberal democrats?) are going to forcibly take the people's money?

Then there's another puzzling one for the gun-nuts that shows an AK-47 assault rifle which was developed in the Soviet Union and massively exported by the Soviet Union and Communist China during the Cold War. They couldn't find an M-16 clip art?

Then there's another puzzling one for the gun-nuts that shows an AK-47 assault rifle, a weapon which was developed in the Soviet Union and massively exported by the Soviet Union and Communist China during the Cold War. They couldn't find an M-16 clip art?

My take on A.J. is that his stuff appeals to folks who think reading the Wall Street Journal, The Guardian, The Nation, The Times, or any other number of respected information sources is “square”, and plus all these so-called reliable news sources around the world are all part of the new world information war against your mind so why bother? Just go splurge $220 on the Alex Jones Everything Special, a variety pack of all his nutty videos in one swoop. Sit back, toke up the bong and find out what’s really maybe might be going on.

Now let’s see if A.J. can capitalize off the current Michael Jackson conspiracies. Remember We Are The World ? Did you know that is actually the clandestinely created theme song for the New World Order put in place by the military-industrial-entertainment complex during the 80s to begin the softening of our minds to the idea of a one world government, setting the stage for Barack Obama to come and “loot the middle class, destroy pensions and federalize the states so that the population is completely dependent on the Central Government *. Like his other eye-opening (eye-rolling) biopics it would certainly make it’s theatrical premiere on Google Video and Youtube, where we all know many fine well-researched documentaries make their debut.

Alex, I’d be happy to submit some original music for your next doc provided I get a negotiable flat rate, a few publishing points and a cut of the royalties. Conversely- any members of the Illuminati/N.W.O. secret one world government interested in using my beats for some high level brainwashing propaganda I’d offer the same deal.

All that said I am personally hardline skeptical of the U.S. government, appalled at the giveaways, and think that Timothy Geithner shouldn’t be anywhere near anything that resembles a treasury, but I urge all the kiddies that find AJs material interesting to move on to more responsible information sources from all over the world and political spectrum, preferably ones that don’t have an ulterior motive of trying to sell you tons of merch. If you want entertainment try Penn & Teller, they’re way funnier than AJ could ever be. Laughing is good for you, N.W.O. 911 conspiracy wackos are not.

“But Handcancel, he makes some good points !”

Yep, and Doritos makes some good chips.

* actual quotes from AJ’s website

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