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On your mark, get set, go! 5 days left for you to bid on a pair of size 14 Puma Cell Meios autographed by Jamaican Olympic sprint hero Usain Bolt. The Ebay listing claims that if your name happens to be Bolt that “it is almost pre-destined that you will be one of the fastest men in the world”! Staring bid is $750- a small price to pay for that proclaimed destiny. 

Usain recently apologized for comments he made to a German newspaper to the effect of “When you’re a child in Jamaica, you learn how to roll a joint”. Along with the apology (in which he claimed he was mis-quoted by the paper), he also admitted to using Ganja in the past. You don’t need to apologize to me friend. It’s starting to look like every olympian who is the best at what they do puffed trees in the past- maybe you should too slacker!