Handcancel Presents Stone Souped

Posted February 9, 2010 by Handcancel himself
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…What was I going to blog post about… I can’t remember…

(glances at cheat sheet)

OH YEAH my new compilation album Handcancel Presents Stone Souped ! I’m almost done with it, and am shooting for an April 2010 release. Expect another multi-styled rhythmic romp like my last project Handcancel Presents Sampeloco with a crazy collection of artists & flavors that only I could roll together in one fat digital spliff! Stay tuned for more details- this jam is going to bust  the  house  down! -hXc

Eco-Friendly Fitness Grows in Brooklyn

Posted February 8, 2010 by Handcancel himself
Categories: Community, Design, Environment, Health, Nutrition, Recreation

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Had to snap a fresh shot of this unique bike rack before some losers put stickers on & write all over it like they do everything else in NYC:

Nice Rack! (Patent Pending)

The lock rack made from old frames resides outside the new Green Fitness Studio on Varet Street in Brooklyn- the first full featured “green” health & fitness center of it’s kind . Not only have they adhered to environmentally friendly, sustainable building & operation practices, but most of the equipment and decor is painted a healthy simpatico shade of green! I’d like to thank Barry and Meg for the tour and day passes. I, the ever-skeptic and full-time cynic was pleasantly impressed with the layout, though I’m more into the barbells and not Reiki- market wants, market gets- being well is the unifying theme.

The Sour Grapes of Comment Galleries

Posted February 5, 2010 by Handcancel himself
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The overall mood of Internet comment galleries seems to have taken a turn for the worst since I hid in this bathroom at a boring dinner party many months ago:

The mostly harmless illiterate sociopaths from Youtube and music site galleries have come out from under the bridge, spell checked their mini-missives and added a fetid teabaggy political edge so today when I’m reading articles on Yahoo News, The Boston Globe site and other major outlets and see hundreds of comments below an article on say, today’s job report- and 95% are bitter, angry, evil and some borderline domestic terrorist threatening- I can only hope these probably unemployed rage-mongers are blasting out resumes between leaving nuclear comments under said stories- hXc

Get Your Energy Flakes

Posted January 29, 2010 by Handcancel himself
Categories: Health, Humor, Video

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Good morning. I have invented a new breakfast combo that anyone can prepare & enjoy quickly with basic supermarket items!

Blending Samples from Tape

Posted January 28, 2010 by Handcancel himself
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Play That Funky D-Beam Handcancel

Posted January 24, 2010 by Handcancel himself
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I got to DJ between sets of Chris Gogan’s band My Cousin The Emperor last Friday. After the show/party there was some open mic improv type stuff happening on stage (and drunk people in the room)- I had my SP-606 in the booth so I couldn’t resist rocking a little unplanned D-Beam action. I’ve been working on the Handcancel solo routine lately and it was fun to noodle on the club system from back of house. Got lots of fresh ideas- Stay tuned!

10:23, Time to Overdose on Nothing (No Homeo)

Posted January 22, 2010 by Handcancel himself
Categories: Critical Thinking, Health, Science

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This Saturday January 30th at 10:23am, more than 300 homeopathy skeptics and consumer advocates will be staging a mass ‘overdose’ to protest UK health & beauty chain store Boots‘ sale of, and England’s National Health Service continued endorsement of homeopathic remedies while raising awareness about the overwhelming inefficacy of such remedies.

So you can't die from it!

The homeopathic argument when they get sued for false advertising, or the products are continually proven to be ineffective goes something like “Since there’s no active ingredients, the remedies certainly can’t harm anyone”. That’s the mantra of the Merseyside Skeptics Society, organizers of the 10:23 event where participators will swallow entire bottles of homeopathic pills to show what millions of folks in the western world may be spending their hard earned cash on doesn’t do anything.

What if what you’re taking helps ?

If you suffer from asthma, restless leg syndrome, migraines, arthritis, depression, IBS , PMS or whatever and you take some all natural remedy that your cousin’s girlfriend told you about or heard of on a late night infomercial and you find that ‘remedy’ helps despite lack of any documented scientific evidence- well that’s great! No one can deny the power of, or be immune from the placebo effect. If someone sneakily replaced all your Hairy Elm Bark* pills with identical looking sugar/sawdust pills without your knowledge, you would continue to reap the benefits of the placebo response as you continued to use them- bet on it. One can only hope you’re not spending income you’d otherwise be using for food, music or actual health care.

What’s the harm of homeopathy ?

The harm is caused by what is sometimes not done by hardcore homeopathy enthusiasts. When effective conventional medical treatment is eschewed in favor of something unfounded and wacky- people needlessly die or experience a worsening of the condition. The whole ‘anti-immunization’ movement comes out of this sort of thinking as well. Know anybody with Polio or Smallpox? Thought so. Know anybody who’s a cancer survivor? They didn’t put it into remission by talking Hairy Elm Bark pills (yeah I know your cousin’s girlfriend’s yoga instructor’s uncle did). Extraordinary claims still require extraordinary proof, and I hope to get in on a piece of the 10:23 action here in New York.

* “Hairy Elm Bark” I just made up, but expect to see on the shelves of GNC and Vitamin Shoppe soon

The Haunted Toaster

Posted January 20, 2010 by Handcancel himself
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Open Letter To Steve Jobs & Bill Gates

Posted January 16, 2010 by Handcancel himself
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How’s it going?

You know how Massachusetts is having a special election this Tuesday January 19th to re-grace the Senate seat of the late Ted Kennedy? Well- one of you guys could definitely pull off the biggest publicity stunt in world history if you announced your candidacy this Sunday afternoon. I know there would be some legal hurdles, but elite counsel could certainly slide you through and we’d have the century’s first Epic Win.

There’s only a handful of individuals in the world who cold execute this move, and this letter is addressed to you as well. Martha Coakley and Scott Brown are fill-ins at best, tools caught in a larger issue which dwarfs either of their political inclinations. You could totally ’steal’ it from them! I bet if you posted the announcement video on Youtube it would get so many views it’d crash the site- think of how dinged Google would be! Think outside of the box for once. Let’s go I dare you! Bored journalists and history books are waiting.

Sincerely,

hXc

Sade – Soldier Of Love [Music Video]

Posted January 16, 2010 by Handcancel himself
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